I got a quality Nigerian scam email today

This one did make me lol

"Good day,

My name is Khamis Muammar al-Gaddafi, one of the youngest son of the troubled Muammar al-Gaddafi, i am a policeman by profession and a leader of a special forces brigade of the military of Libya. i am at the moment very depressed as i write to you.i got your mail from search engine and i really think you can be of help to me. At the moment i am studying for a masters degree in IE Business School in Madrid,but as i write to you i am in the UK before the British government revoked the immunity given to my father (Muammar al-Gaddafi ) and his families , so at the moment i do not possess the right to move about, as i will be arrested and prosecuted in a international court of justice.

in my possession right about now is my internet connection and my private cell phone, it is only with this two i am able to make contact with the out side world. Also as another measure that has been taken by the international community, our asset i.e the assets of Muammar al-Gaddafi and family world wide have been frozen to compel my father to step down as the libyan leader.

The above mentioned reasons are what have compelled me to write you this mail, As i seek to partner with a trustworthy person who can assist me in transferring some of my monetary assets worth about (GBP) 145m (ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-FIVE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS). This monies has been lodged in a bank account in the Uk and as things are shaping now this money is likely to be discovered soon, so i seek your assistance in helping me transfer this money into your account so that it is not discovered. i am ready to offer as much as 50percent of this money to you if you render to assist in transferring this money and the money is transferred successfully. if you are interested in assisting me write me a reply on: CONTACT EMAIL"

Oh ok :P