Guild Wars 2 is a stupid little kids game for all the retards that continue to blindly accept the horse shit gameplay inherent in MMOs these days. Kill 20 rats, now kill 20 not rats, now collect 10 cock rings, oh but it's different to other games because you didn't have to talk to a guy with a question mark over his head. Yeah.... it's dynamic, because it auto starts sometimes when you're not there. Sorry, that's pushing the definition of dynamic in this context. It's no more dynamic than my central heating pre-programmed schedule. It's barely any different to WAR's public quests, amazing as they were.
It has art design that is mostly aimed slightly above Harry fucking Potter, yeah, those kids books you think it's cool for adults to read. Wake up you dong, they're not, they are kids books, for kids. See what Arenanet think of you? They think you're 8 years old. However it also steps quite happily into My Little Pony too with it's cutesy pixie spunk bubble gnome race and smattering of cartoony colour pallet shite. They think you're 8 years old and a girl.
Best PvP EVAR! Scenarios, battlegrounds, whatever..... exactly the same as every sodding game since WoW rubber stamped the format of instanced PvP. Boring. Every class is ranged and range is king. Were they trying to make a shooter? Are they trying to compete with Planetside 2 already? WTF? How shite is that? They can't even properly balance melee against ranged, so they give everyone ranged options. And they didn't even have the bottle to make proper factions, it's servers... yeah, great. What a load of character packed in.. brilliant. Whole WvWvW scene will die within 6 months due to apathy, it's natural dullness, lack of soul and the release of games with proper factions. Wank. Actually no it won't. because of no sub fee and most of the game's population not being old enough to own a credit card, I guess they can't go elsewhere anyway. Unless they can convince daddy to pay their sub fee for a proper game.
Guild Wars 2, AKA a dull, flat and soulless experience for 8 year old girls. Anyone hyping this game is an idiot.
Now that would be a bit more of a hate post. I could do better, but I just knocked this out in 10mins, so that's all you get. See the difference?
Pretty sure someone is going to rupture a testicle before they get to that last sentence.
ReplyDeleteThis ... this ... this is the greatest thing you have ever written.
ReplyDeleteI laughed. I laughed again. I had to stop reading because I was laughing so hard.
Prick!
ReplyDeleteI actually agree with a large part of this :P Just want another option to WAR.
ReplyDeleteSame here :)
DeleteMy favorite part is the 'Wank.' sentence.
ReplyDeletewoah woah woah there mate, that is just a bit over the top...
ReplyDeleteIm talking about the unicorn man butt all hanging out in the wind there, of course.
I aim to please :P
ReplyDeleteVery informative and helpful post.
ReplyDeleteThank you!
Thank you Bootae. I really laughed hard.. good read to start a day ;)
ReplyDelete[shakrah] very very good
ReplyDeleteThe game will have nonstop crashing in world pvp ... get more than 20 v 20 and aoe...the area crashes.... Its no wonder they fired half the developing staff a year ago. Aion 2.0 = GW2
ReplyDeleteI know it's the "hate on GW2" post, but I didn't have a single CTD or zone crash while I played last weekend. This included some sizeable keep sieges.
DeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteSuch a long hate post, in response to only one "hatorade" comment on the previous posting? Somebody must have struck a nerve there? :D
ReplyDeleteAmusing, although i find most of your first posting way better. (I disagree on some of your points there, find some points of yours not to be that bad as you state, while finding other weaknesses which you did not mention, but hey, it's probably a matter of taste. )
Ahh no mate, it was more a response to stuff said elsewhere and for quite some time ;)
ReplyDeleteVery good post. Spot on the spot.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you're still out there Boots. Bringing the truth ;)
ReplyDeleteGunna play a cutesy pixie spunk bubble gnome just to annoy Luranni;)
ReplyDeleteI Loved this post keep up the good work all those people thinking that GW2 will be the new messiah are going to be in for a shock the only good thing going for GW2 is there is no sub so all those retards that think this game will save the MMO world as we know it are a bunch of small minded morons so grow some balls and get a life.
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